DO NOT TOUCH MY GUNS OR MY DAUGHTER SHIRT

So this was actually really fun to read and I have to give it stars for being entertaining. Trump brags about being better than everyone else at everyone, humiliating inefficient governments, lying, betraying people who trust him, and loving gratuitous over the top fancy crap. And also about being generous- he is just the nicest guy! Sometimes he wants to do work for free, and people just won't accept it because they are so rotten. And the book ends on a note of that he will use his skills to make the world a better place in the future. No details, but he says he will. In each deal described, everything turns out as well as possible for Trump and very poorly for his enemies, and everything always happens just as he expected it to happen, so the whole thing reeks of rewriting history.